I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
You could run this over to your friends, but why not just e-mail it to them.