I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. You could run this over to your friends, but why not just e-mail it to them. |
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Saturday, 20 March 2010
Funny Thoughts On Excercise
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