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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love


SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

Marriages are made in heaven

, then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage



During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.


I wrote ur name on the sand ................

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best



True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow


Dear Friend,



when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot


Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ....

Student : WOW !